These are all short sayings that don't really have any reason or rhyme. (Using "rhyme" both figuratively and literally)
JAE SAYINGS;
"Some people suffer from Insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it"
"Funnziez"
"It hurts like a baby pterodactyl is eating me"
"Birdie on Crack!"
*CRASH* "I DIDN'T DO IT" or
"YOU HAVE NO PROOF!"
-Don't ask.
Don't worry.
"I'm not alright upstairs."
(Actually started by Jae's brother....lets call him {by his request} Beefonwheels)
"I just listen to the little
voices in my head."
"My mom told me not to hurt my big brother, so I sicked the dog on him."
"If yah can't convince em confuse em"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van!"
"Not like that!"
"But... Your head looked itchy..."
"OH.... FUZWUDGIT!"
"I gives you a rassbury!"
"I accimadentaly nomed my toes again"
These next two go together but are put in different conversation marks.
"I wanna squeeze some ones head so
their brains come out of their ears."
"That's what hormones
can do to ya, kid."
"I fallded up the stairs again"
"No, no Pony, no, no"
The most ridiculous one yet?
"I'm alright!"
PONY SAYINGS;
"What?"
"You know what this is the perfect
time for? Running away!"
"I seriously think I have mental problems."
"all around the WORLD! can you hear it?"
"I didn't do it!"
"RAWR!!!"
"Im sorry... I zoned out for a second there"
"STRANGER DANGER!"
"I would say force of habit,
but I don't do this every day."
