Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass I lied about the wheels
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Q: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It died :(
Q: What's purple and has feet?
A: A penguin...I lied again about the purple
When I went to Starbucks, they lied, it wasn't starbucks, it was four bucks.
Q: If a quiz is quizical....what's a test?
A: A summative :) this isn't a nasty sight
Q: What does man love more than life, Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
A: Nothing
