Hey, we (Jae and Pony) are muy, muy, artistica. AKA very, very, artistic. So occasionally one of us says something and then we sing it, then the other joins in then the one who originally said/sung it creates/writes it then the fresh beats kick in and we are ROCKING IT! Some of these songs are ones that Jae or Pony wrote, others are ones we just magically came up with. Some are actually serious (like, She Does it all Because) and some are... hilarious (like, Santa For Christmas). So... yeah. =)
Santa For Christmas
Santa for christmas, i want a puppy.
Santa for christmas, I wanna get paid.
Santa for christmas, I want a toy car.
Santa for christmas I want a Grenade!
Santa! (Santa!) Fo-o-or! (fo-o-or!) Christmas I want (Christmas I want) A... Grenade!
Santa for christmas, I want a kitty.
Santa for christmas, I want a pie.
Santa for christmas, I want a drum set.
Santa for christmas, I WANT YOU TO DIE!
-Brought to you by the disturbing mind of Jae. With harmony help from Pony and their friend... Lets call her Mari.
She Does it all Because ~ (this song is dedicated to those of my - Pony's - friends who need to know this.)
She does it cause she likes the blood, she does it cause the emotional pain is to hard to deal with, She does it cause of problems at home, She does it cause she thinks everyone hates her... She. Thought. Wrong.
I'll always be there when it gets to hard. I'll always be there when it all goes wrong. You know I love you, just the way you are. For you i'll aways be right by your side.
She does it cause she bi. She does it cause she don't know why. She does it cause it helps her move along, makes her feel like she is strong. She already was...
I'll always be there when it gets to hard. I'll always be there when it all goes wrong. You know I love you, just the way you are. For you i'll aways be right by your side.
God knows why she does it. She only did it once, but i'm still worried. She passed it off as a nail in her wall. I'm telling her to keep. on. strong.
I'll always be there when it gets to hard. I'll always be there when it all goes wrong. You know I love you, just the way you are. For you i'll aways be right by your side. (2x)
~ Brought to you by the extremely concerned Pony.
Purple Polkadot/I Never
I never ate a butterfly
I never drank a bee
I never slapped a polar bear
Because I am a......
purple polkadotted banana
climbing up a tree
I am a....
purple polkadotted banana
hahaha that's me
(Info on the song.....Jae here I was having some psychological problems during FACS and so I made up a song about being a banana because my science teacher was eating a banana earlier. I had to add the purple pokadot part because...well I'm Jae what do you expect!!!)
Do You Have A Yaptop?
Do you have a yaptop?
Yaptop?
Yaptop!
Do you have a yaptop?
yaptop?
YAPTOP!
(Explanation of sorts; I really don't know, Jae asked me if i had a Yaptop, i repeated the word in question form, she replied gleefully and we did that again... i don't know what a Yaptop is... I don't think Jae knows either... ~Pony) (OR DO I!! MWAHAHAHA!!! ~Jae)
~Pony and Jae
The Cheesey Banana
I'm a banana filled with cheesey
(doodoodoodoo)
All the other bananas tease me
(doodoodoodoo)
Because I am so cheesey
(doodoodoodoo)
But that doesn't stop me
(doodoodoodoo)
(You are probably wondering what the narnia toosh this is about (hehe i said narnia toosh). Jae here, I spent the night at Pony'seses house, and I woke up early. I didn't want to wake up Pony, [she can be a little crabby in the morning hahah just kidding] so I sat around humming until I came up with an odd.......yet catchy tune. I was craving cheese and was thinking about the "Banana Story" soooooooo I made up words incorporating the two..........and came up with this. Don't worry if you got a little lost in the middle there, most people do!!!!!)
