This saying is more like a conversation that we say often cause it's funny. Here it is;
JERK saying & story:
Saying:
"What happens if I slap you with this pen?"
"I'll hit you with my book."
"That won't hurt me, you know."
"It will if I hit you in your soft spot."
"Jerk, Jerk, Jerk!!!"
Story:
I got in a fight with a friend of mine, who happens to be a boy. In science class he slapped me with a pen cause he was angry and thought it would be funny. Then in my last class he came up to me and asked, what will you do if I slap you with this? I was debating wheather to say, nothing, or, kill you. It was taking me awhile to figure it out so he said it again. Jae -being awesome, and one of my BEST FRIENDS EVER! - said : " I'll hit you with my book".
He replied, " That won't hurt me, you know." With her awesome 'informative and true' voice Jae said,
"It will if I hit you in your soft spot." He seemed to consider this, then backing away slowly said/yelled;
"Jerk, Jerk, Jerk!!!" We (Me and Jae) started laughing and I thanked her. She wrote it down later and handed it to me during that class and so now we say all of it as a saying/joke. Or if we shorten it, "Jerk, Jerk, Jerk!!!"
VIBRATIONS!!!! Saying & Story
'Vibrations!'
Story;
At Pony's Birthday party, the only person that showed up was Jae. Everybody else didn't call to tell Pony they couldn't make it. Pony was Mad!!! They decided to make a bunch of fake private jokes and go back to school and say the jokes then when people ask, say 'oh you had to be there! It was at Pony's Birthday party!'
So Then, we had one joke (which sucked) so Jae rubs her butt on a fence and goes 'VIBRAIONS!!!!' It sounded so wrong and we were laughing SO hard that it became an ACTUAL private joke!
Bananas!!!!!
Pony- BANANA'S
Jae- ARGOLIEOAKDFASD!!!!!!!!!
Story- Jae and her Mom were joking around, annoying eachother, and so to annoy her, Jae was smacking to annoy her mom, and her mom said, "Hey you know what that sounds like?"
"What?" Jae responded, continuing to smacking obnoxiously. Her mom responded laughing,
"It sounded like Cato cleaning his pink thing!!!" (Cato being Jae's dog, and pink thing, Jae's way of saying......weeeeelllllllll you can figure that out on your own!!!) So now, whenever anyone mentions bananas, Jae goes crazy, expressing herself in a wild concoction of rolling on the floor and letting interesting sounds escape from her mouth! And whenever she sees a banana she closes her eyes and won't open them until its no longer possible to see the banana
POLKADOTS
This isn't exactly a saying, but watevah
I'm (Jae) not really sure why I do it.......but every time I see polkadots I feel the absolute need, I can't help it in any way, I HAVE, to bark. I think it's one of my many psychological problems......don't worry, I have many, including the fact that I fall both up and down the stairs, also I blame the wall for needing a hug when I.....run into it. Which is very often. You never know when the wall is lonely!! I'm kinda blabbing.....um well OKAY!!
FUZZY
So we have a friend (lets call him Will) who shaved him head for swimming. He looked like Dr. Little from Austin Powers movies but he's been growing it out so now at the length it is it's nice and fuzzy/soft. One day Jae decided to see if it really was as fuzzy as it looked, by rubbing his head awkwardly at lunch. She decided it was, and was absolutely fascinated by it for a couple days. The crazy has dwindled down to the simple;
JAE: FUZZY! [runs towards Will with her hand extended]
WILL: Hi Jae. [bends down so Jae can reach his head]
JAE: hehehe [rubs his head then claps and walks away]
She does this little ritual at lunch, passing time, during primetime, in the hallway, at the end of the school day, and pretty much anytime/anywhere she sees him. I (Pony) have a sorta similar thing with one of our tall friends, but I don't shout Fuzzy, I just walk up to her and fluff her hair.
Creative Threats!
HHHIIII! Jae here. So about a month ago, my friend (lets call him Josh) and I were bored because we finished all the work we had to do for our Honors English class. Anywho so we're sitting there and he starts poking me. Poking would actually be more of an understatement, he was jabbing the crap out of my arm. So we're both sitting there giggling like crazed maniacs, and my arm is beginning to bruise, so I turned to Josh and whispered
"If you don't stop I will set a hornet's nest on fire, shove it down your throat and staple your esophagus shut!!"
His eyes got rrreeeaaalllyyy big and he busted out laughing, making the entire class turn and look at us. So then I started using that phrase more often, usually ending with me breaking down in laughter, because I'm honestly not a violent person, unless you mess with one of my friends (okay I punched a wall once, but that was just to see if I could dent it....turns out I could! :) )
SSSSOOOO yeah that's basically it! Pony and I later went on to come up with a few others, but for the sake of our and other's sanity...WE DARE NOT SAY!!
Seva-q
Hi mah peepaleees! So about a month ago me (Jae) and my friend "Josh" were sitting in our Honors English class, and we rrreeeaaalllyyy didn't want to do the assignment (it was homework so we just planned to do it at home) and at the time our class was acting out Romeo and Juliet. Our teacher assigns the cast, and a stage manager. Once the stage manager is chosen, everyone in the class is told to put her/his number in their phone for questions ideas blah blah blah. So Josh and I were doing everything in our power to stall (I BEES THE QUUEEEENN OF STALLING) so we were pretending we couldn't read the numbers, and trying to "figure them out" using calculators, and taking up a half an hour, ending with: 1= a fishing hook, 3= a backwards E, 4= an upside-down h, 6= a person midway through a summersault...I cant remember the others...except for...2= the Seva-q!! Seva-q being a hybrid between a 7 and a Q (kind of hard to picture it unless you could see the stage manager's handwriting) Sooo yeah! that's the Seva-q...oooohhh also we did this whole thing, whispering in british accents!!!! XD
